December 2011
Things ain't great here yet but
boy am I glad I left Mobile.
Down, but never out.
I gotta redo my resume today like, completely. Like build a whole new one. Tears.
Also we broke up for real yesterday and it was this big dramatic parting, to be like midday ‘Hey, I got some dro if you wanna come through and smoke.’
‘Mkay. Also can I hang around tomorrow because they’re fumigating the apartments and I gotta be gone.’
‘That’s...
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crysthehalf:
affectionateanarchy replied to your post: Soon I’ll be numb enough for it to feel alright.
would you like to text me your boobs so you can feel better?
Waaaaaa, maybe later.
*whispers* No time like the present.
Got these overalls on
and my knitting shit in tow
and I just realized I might be
the only person who will
write a check
insert in envelope
affix stamp
and send
to pay a bill
who is under
52 years old.
Dumb Things White People Say: Can we get serious... →
fsufeminist:
mohandasgandhi:
I don’t even care to address this “transabled” and “transethnic” nonsense because it’s too ridiculous and insulting to take seriously.
Perhaps this will be the last thing I say about the Tumblr “social justice” community because while poking fun at it is…
Also, seeing as I supposedly have bitches lining...
cuz that one time she read my tumblr and decided that every girl who comments on my shit is a threat,
which one of you bitches wants to get slobbed on fa’da New Yere? Ima be on my ‘drunk girl at the party who got fired and dumped during the Christmas season’ so, you know. Open season an’ shit.
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crysthehalf replied to your post: slutside reverse:
Treach!
You volunteerin’?
I’m sorry. That was rude. You know you’re forever my main netbitch.
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slutside reverse:
the best way
to get over one girl
is to get under
a new one
off to DL I go to find some nonselfesteemhavin-ass girl to destroy both psychologically and vaginally.
self sabotage: when you have the girl of your...
told you we shoulda been friends first
so next time I shall
stick to my gunz
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
I'm on full Massengil today.
Just medicated formula douchey for no reason.
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yamomms replied to your post: so here it is
You’re not at Starbucks anymore, either? :-\
nawh, guhl. i got fired from there when i got the other job because the girl didn’t show up for my shift.
and I already had two strikes for being an asshole.
I’m gonna apply at some different ones though because
I’m not going back to that one.
And I’ll find somewhere shady to...
Girl, stop.
You cannot take a pic of your feet in the new Jordans parked next to a wine glass of what is presumably Moscato and talking about being Fancy bitch you ain’t goin nowhere fancy in some sneakers witchur average ass.
so here it is
the first official day that everyone’s back to work and i’m not toasted and i’m realizing I have the whole day to dick around on the net because I am no longer employed in any sense of the word, and this is a lot less sweet than a regular offday. I don’t know what’s with me being able to only hold employment for 11 months, or having to change addresses every six, but...
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Timing
Going to Fairview Lounge tomorrow night to see a buddy off.
She’s moving back to New Orleans
Met a year ago
Didn’t really hang out until August sometime
We coulda been homies because she was cool.
Bad Timing
Like the girl I’d seen around campus occasionally
and met at a campus party
and hung out with
was all set to be roaddogs
and she graduated and was moving Saturday
...
“Dear ‘The D’: It’s not so cold…”
– Shae
Don't get taken advantage of.
Geekers has super powers
karbarkalediscope:
she sneezed and kept typing.
she’s an XMan
Geekers is so cool she created a nuclear weapon that would explode vegetation all over and sent it to Africa.
like that pretty nigga
black women pick up
and put in a nice suit
take to all the events
show to all her friends
and tell what to say
but they got
a 14-piece band
and these
big ass shrimp
and so
I keep going.
yall i have the weirdest suspicion I cannot even...
because a house
is not a home
and my Tumblr
is not my own
take it away, lutha.
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