February 2011
BAKON
weian-fu:
Too far.
BOARD
Watchin Bones.
They’re at a class reunion.
Ten-year class reunion coming up next year.
Probably won’t be going since I can look on Facebook and see what them niggas are up to, but.
They’re gonna be playing songs like ‘Hot in Herre’ and ‘I Gotta Get Through This’.
Wait; I kinda liked that second one a little.
January 2011
I speak in a Peggy Hill voice when I'm making a...
crysthehalf asked: http://crysthehalf.tumblr.com/post/2912706710/accidental-text-win
That is how it's going. I didn't make her feel that way on purpose. I promise.
That is how it's going. I didn't make her feel that way on purpose. I promise.
OMGaw, Y'all.
So I wrote my resume in notepad because it only came with a 25 trial thingie of Word and in true cheapass fashion, I don’t open Word unless I plan to leave it open for two months.
Anyway, opened the shit since I’m ready to format my resume, and I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO NAVIGATE WINDOWS 7 WORD. Everything is strictly pictures now; you click on pictures to know what you want and maybe...
For Lapalomanegra
Because she wants to have a good day and Tumblr is being emo an’ shit.
And also cuz she’s hot and I’m really shallow. I’m just sayin.
……………..Ok so I’ve never been good at this.
Wettest County In The World Seeking Extras
privatepanic:
notmyhairitisapalm:
New Life Casting is looking for African Americans in the Newnan, Georgia area to be extras in The Wettest County in the World. Please visit their website for more information and to submit an application.
Oh, you lucky Georgia girls xx
Oh my fuck
Tadow.
WatchLOL. Douchebaggery.
The tiny closety one’s closetiness made me laugh hahd.
Meet Dana.
Meet Corey.
Meet Asha.
Meet exciting black people who want to meet exciting black people.
Comedy Central is really playing blackpeoplemeet.com commercials.
Not in jest.
Not facetiously.
Seriously.
About that income discrepancy...
Me: Oh shit! I'm gonna make more money.
Arie: What...what are you talking about?
Me: When the T kicks in, as a dude!
Arie: Oh yeah...FUCK YOU! That's going to be part of the 'period tax'. It's going to based on your income. For real, FUCK YOU!
................................................Remind me to bind the boobs and sign everything as 'Andy' from now on. Also, apply for legal name change for strictly professional reasons when affordable.
And a new social security number. Just...just because.
Watchmyde-la-soul:
sneakersandish:
Nicki Minaj doing The Creep on Saturday Night Live
As if I really needed another reason to love her.
Because you knew if it showed up on Tumblr, I was going to have to repost it.
But the John Waters introduction took it from
to
Watching Spongebob
Patrick just mentioned he lost his cuff links
I guffaw’d
Neisha wants to see me get ripped apart by a...
that awkward moment when you`re on your period &...
yourmomwantsmyjuicebox:
heirforceone:
if your shower is cold
when the turning lights turns red before you could go
when your mom calls you
if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds
tahahaha. so accurate.
When you’re working on your computer and it decides to do an update right in the middle of something important like a resume that you’ve been putting off...
Hanging out with locals from online: If you're...
realniggatumblr: Big Ghost speaks on Wiz Khalifa:... →
realniggatumblr:
Big Ghost speaks on Wiz Khalifa: “A nigga gon grow titties listenin to this kinds a shit”
“yo a nigga listen to this shit at the wrong time n he liable to start hangin one them posters wit the little babies dressed like animals n vegetables n shit on they walls. A nigga might go cop one them calendars wit the kittens dressed up like they firemen n hang that shit in the ...
John Waters + Onika + creeps in general = THE BEST...
This comedian is not wearing a belt. I wish that...
when people have really long about me's like they...
vesperdomino-:
like3000:
its annoying
Ugh, I know. Like this one. Seriously, get over yourself! No one’s gonna read all that.
Or like when people have really short ones in an effort to sound aloof and mysterious. What a douche.
Passive.
I just put a bitchy status up on Facebook, a passive-ass thing I rarely do.
But I’m irritated, and since said message is for multiple people, it’s just the natural thing to do. It would take too much effort to pull them aside individually and say ‘This is why I’ll continue to joke with you on the internet, but will never ever make plans with either of you again unless we...
I'm over making plans.
Suicide is the third leading cause of death for...
negronomics:
samuelfromtheshire:
http://www.samaritans.org/
Implying you’re better than a pro.
fuck the 3rd leading cause….
im more concerned with the 1st.
^BAM.
Better.
Beer.
Resume.
King of the Hill.
“Boy, if they gave an olympic medal in sexual gymnastics, I’d have taken home the silver last night.” - Dale Gribble
Irritable.
Nothing a beer and a Dale Gribble quote can’t fix.
crysthehalf asked: Do you know it's 10am your time and you're awake right now?
Did functional resumes exist when I was in...
And if so, why didn’t Hot Nadia tell me about them?
crysthehalf asked: Why does your "Ask it to me" remind me of Aretha Franklin's "Respect"?
Still mad at Destiny's Child for sampling One...
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since...
weian-fu:
charlottegodwinnn:
swearonjagger:
thirtysecondstomuse:
bekkijaneclark:
Automatic reblog for the gif
and also because i’ve been saying this since the first time i saw a clit straight on. They look like little wieners!
Combine this with ‘penis is latin for ‘tail’ and you’ve got a wiener winner!
crysthehalf asked: How you been, homes?
Ran some errands today.
It’s nice out.
Decided to leave my car at one store and walk to the other around the corner.
Broke a sweat.
Just got home.
Currently chillin with las ventanas abran.
Sexified day 3
I did some yesterday. but not much, because I was really tired.
15ish crunshes
5 toe touches.
I’ll try to do some today.
I need to go run these errands but I’m not really in the mood to drive.
I should hang out in the sun for a few minutes, or dance.
Dear girl woh sat next to me in band in 7th grade...
I see you live in Houston now.
And that you got hot.
And that you are gay.
So.
?
