December 2010
crysthehalf asked: I don't know what I'm doing. It might be mainly cuz you misquoted Luda down there and I thought I should let you know :)
crysthehalf asked: I don't know what I'm doing. It might be mainly cuz you misquoted Luda down there and I thought I should let you know :)
Crys.
Glad your ass finally got a Tumblr.
These bitches is awfully nasty.
These bitches keep walkin past me.
Either way
I’m’a pimp for today
(sumthinsumthinsumthinsumthin) An’
B
R
Rite.
Oh that’s enough Ludacris quotes for one night.
xtimeorderexperimental-deactiva asked: you rock for being up right now with me, although you may actually be like 2 or 3 hrs behind me somehow. i misseth thou face, and mine face is not on the book because i hath placed my account into temporary suspension. but yay, we're tumblr butties!
lapalomanegra asked: Really though, you always make me smile.
Onika (get with it) just gave a shout out to Monie...
Now I got ‘It’s a Shame’ stuck in my head.
xtimeorderexperimental-deactiva asked: you rock for being up right now with me, although you may actually be like 2 or 3 hrs behind me somehow. i misseth thou face, and mine face is not on the book because i hath placed my account into temporary suspension. but yay, we're tumblr butties!
lapalomanegra asked: Really though, you always make me smile.
Up here AWAKE....messing with a bunch of Onika...
Because Nicki Minaj is too long to type out.
She is now known as ‘Onika’.
We’re bffs.
<3
Forever, For Always, For Love
Lalah Hathaway
The...
iforgotmyline asked: thanks for the invite, dude! i just sent a request. my name in there is chilePLEEZ. i couldn't think of a name. :/
iforgotmyline asked: thanks for the invite, dude! i just sent a request. my name in there is chilePLEEZ. i couldn't think of a name. :/
How you ain't gon' fuck? Bitch, I'm me.
King Crimson.
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.........yo feet are really white
so’s ya mutha
Ahks me a Quetchin.
A study in Dr. Ruth's "Sex For Dummies" found that...
boyhips:
just going to leave this here..
BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE DOING.
GO DO IT. →
Bandwagon; I don’t care it’s the internet now gogogo
Eight Homeless Youth Die in New Orleans Fire –... →
dominickbrady:
This article states that the homelss population has doubled and 75% are reported to be Katrina victims. Left behind.
claytoncubitt:
“Since Katrina, New Orleans has a severe homeless problem because of the scarcity of affordable housing. HUD and local governments demolished over 4000 affordable public housing apartments after Katrina. “The current housing crisis in New Orleans...
My friend got a UTI because she humped a girl who...
I put that 'best cry ever' autotuned cry on a CD...
I make my own life.
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get...
babypantherextraordinaire:
emmyinc:
poisonperfume:
And on that note, goodnight, don’t let the bedbugs fuck you…
Oh God…
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
Shove 6 different fruits up there and use his dick to make a smoothie.
(via youaintshitbitch)
Cosmo is such a POS magazine. I could write their editorials.
(via kittyeisenberg)
This just sounds like a recipe for a yeast infection,...
Dad says I listen to acid music.
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I want you and your beautiful soul
Likewise.
I want to stand beside you and absorb your shadow, although you are invisible.
I want to inhale deeply and take you in as your scent wafts past me, although you are intangible.
I want to wrap up in your ethereal embrace and become consumed in your unseen existence.
O Anonymous…you woo me.
We shall consummate our love and let it take form as iridescent offspring.
Ahks me...
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what's your wish for christmas?
WORK.
Ahks me a Quetchin.
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If Santa is going to have a new color for his coat...
One. Santa would switch the shit up to traveling on a warm summer night. Dude would have on a light red seersucker two-button jacket and a khaki canvas fedora. Or maybe straw. Santa’s a DapperQ.
Ahks me a Quetchin.
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Do you speak what languages ?
I speak english, bullshitese, and a language only ya mama’s sweet ass responds to.
Ahks me a Quetchin.
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Which is your favorite punctuation mark?
The Demicolon.
Ahks me a Quetchin.