January 2010
There are so many boobs on my front page; this site is OBVIOUSLY not save for work. I gotta get my life together and get some homeward bound internet STATQUICK.
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change your background, please! my eyes hurttt but i can’t stop reading…
yes ma’am. I can’t tel what it is though because on my page it just shows up as white. with my face in the background. So it does not hurt to read. We shall see.
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Licking or sucking? Which one am I going to get to do to you once we make good sexual luvin?
Oh you can do whicheva you pleez, Big Daddis. If you wanna get me to do your dishes for a year you’d throw a little flogging in there too.
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Sports bra/underwire/no wire/push-up/commando? You/Her?
me sport. her NONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE! Oogabooga.
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I prefer “BossTown”. In other news: What does your favorite outfit consist of?
Anything that involves my red beat-nasty chucks, or my black ‘Baptized in the Fonk’ chucks. And maybe my grey skinny jeans because I think they have some stretchy in them so they sag just a teensy bit. And yes, I sag my skinnypants. Suckle it.
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What term or phrase do you use too much?
“WHAAAAAT’S GOIN ONNNNNNNNN?!?!?!” or ‘Awesomesauce’. Or the F-Bomb in general.
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They are CARAMEL DELIGHTS! — Meet me at the flagpole so we can settle this shiz?
Look. I don’t know what kind of BeanTown yankee-ass name you have for such deliciousness up there, but damnit, they’re Samoas. THEY ARE SAMOAS. SAMOAS!!! *throttles you…lightly*
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What is your favorite GS cookie?
Least favorite?
15 days later my dumbass realizes what ‘GS’ stands fer. um. Favorites would be Samoas all up and through. Absolutely. Least favorites would be…some oatmeal raisin shits I think they sell. Gross. GROSS.
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No Question. We Aren’t Even Friends On The Internet But I Just Wanted To “Anonymously” Tell You That I Think You Rock. Lol.
OH WOW! You see that kids? That there is nice. Say, are we friends in real life or somethin? Who gave you this link? Are you with the KGB? What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me? Ha, looks who’s axin all...
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Do you hate/like/tolerate feet? Or could you care less either way?
I like feet, but only pretty ones. If they’re kinda slavey i’ll rub lotion on them but i ain’t suckin no toes.
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You can punch a famous person in the face without being arrested/sued. Who is it and why?
Kim Kardashian. How you gon let Ray J fuck you BADLY on video?
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Do you consider yourself kinky?
I actually do not. But then I’ll do somethin, and afterwards they’re all ‘I’ve never done that befo’!’ and i’m like ‘fer reelz? WAO!!!@@!!11!’ Just like that. I’d hate to consider myself a freak and then give up some vanilla-ass sex.
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What is your favorite meal?
a tasty one. i love eating so as long as it’s fun to eat i love it. I know. Strange. But. Fun to eat would be…5 toppings on a pizza. A cheese pizza would bore me to death and i wouldn’t really want it.
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“Borders has a “Black Interest” section that is mostly comprised of hood novels....”
– Canigeta
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What do you sleep in when your alone? With someone?
this has a creepster ring to it, but i’ll bite. I sleep in draws and a wifebeater when i’m alone. And when i’m with someone. Yeah I don’t get gussied up at all. Hah. Gussied.
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What’s your favorite vegetarian meal?
I don’t necessarily have a favorite veggie meal since a lotta stuff can be cooked without meat and taste just as good. Probably pasta though. I loves the pasta.
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What is your favorite GS cookie?
Least favorite?
i’m not sure what a GS cookie is. WHA’ IZ DAT!?
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whats the longest you’ve held your pee?
Ooh, I dunno, but sometimes I like to hold it cuz you get that tiny tiny orgasm when you finally pee. You know the one. Oh yes you do.
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What’s better than regular Becky? Slow...
Where are all the colored people in the fuckyeahskinnybitch blog? It’s okay to post a skinny asian or negress every once in a while. Stand strong, tiny negrons! Stand strong!
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Of any one my internet friends, you are by far the funniest, most clever & amusing. There. Your ego been sufficiently stroked for the week?
I’m not sure. The week is young, and your other internet friends could be really lame. But it is stroked for the next couple of days. *purrs*
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HA! BACONZ!
rickyv:
I wonder if we call it a BLT because we’d feel bad asking for a “bacon sandwich.”
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Better thαn fomsprng, try http://tr.im/LyBM
oh this looks deliciously virusy.
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If you had to compare yourself to an foresty object (rock, dirt, fern, birch, pinecone…) what would you be and why?
Spanish moss, because I like to hang out. HA! Hm. I dunno; maybe some seeds or something since I don’t really like hangin out in the same spot for a long time.
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What small indulgences do you love to buy for yourself?
Sauce. I love sauce. I have a fridge full of sauce. I like eating, and while I don’t really have the funds to be buyin all kinds of fine foods, I’ll splurge on sauces and cheeses sometimes. I’m sure you were expecting something else. lol
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What’s the worst fashion you’ve ever followed?
OMG. I had some tall tees! They were for drag show purposes but damnit, the fact remains they were in my possession. Lawd. Thank you for that, JentheJew.
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is stillness really the move?
Stillness is most definitely the move. Sometimes if you keep movin, you’ll pass each other up. Sitchass still fa’ secunt.
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Do you agree with the cliche cigarette after sex?
hell yeah i do. i also agree with the less-cliche-but-also-acceptable cigarette during sex. Stranger things have happened.
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Speaking of dogs, how much IS that doggy in the window?
the lhasa apso is $215. The three-legged shihdonkey is $4500. Took a lot of engineering to make that happen.
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Global warming… do you believe?
Hell yeah. It ain’t sposta be 75 in January!
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