February 2012
radseed replied to your post: Two girls I’ve dated say I have a type
ooooooh whats your type, then?
According to these bitches I like
1) dark skinned femmes
2) light skinned dommes
3) all with some form of natural hair
Which is dumb because in addition to those I like yellafemz, cholaz, irish brawds that look like pennies, Cubans, certain Austrians, Aborigines, Na’vi, narwols and...
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i'm not reblogging all the jaheim (sp????) shit...
withrevolutionarycries:
got damn but i laughed way too hard.
Drea rep yo sets you are officially Tumblr Hilarious
"Minorities aren't actually superheroes"
blackstanlee:
captainskeletor:
Speak for yourself
that second one is canned magic.
...Replaced...It's All Good w/ Revolutionary... →
rhymeswithnothing:
pleadingthefilth:
There’s a post on my dash talking about people’s biggest porn pet peeves.
I have only one that comes to mind: spit.
As soon as I see it I feel like vom-ing all over the place.
I hate this shit. I hate it. I hate saliva in general & seeing it…
LOL
i love both of those things
spit is just rude and sticky and messy and I like it
especially...
Get to the Source: porn turn-offs →
madamepalourde:
sourcedumal:
thesavagesalad:
foodiewin:
alexsloane:
thesavagesalad:
brienne—of—tarth:
sillyheauxs:
hoyadapussydestroya:
massminority:
hoyadapussydestroya:
sillyheauxs:
that shit with the ambient…
them Brazzers ads be on point though except for when the woman is white, hairless and has been slapped red; then she looks like a hotlink with...
farriswheels asked: Don't lie, you know it's the one with the thigh high boots.
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
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“You’re really unlucky, sweetheart, but gosh you’re fun.”
– Man at the craps table who I think can see into my soul. Everything is poignant or shitfaced right now. (via wordsandturds)
radseed replied to your post: Dear friends who say ‘send me your resume I’ll send it to my friend who’s head of HR’
my dude! go get you some dish soap and take a hood bubblebath! you need to luxuriate for a minute!
Shit I need to.
That shit’s grapefruit too.
Dear friends who say 'send me your resume I'll...
stop telling me bullshit because I ain’t heard from nan one of your lil friends.
JUST EVERYONE STAY OUT OF MY LIFE GAHD
bulletinaweave:
dowe:
miiiilk:
Crackers and whiskey
Diet of champions
Vegetables and Jersey Shore
Diet of sociopaths
I guess I’ll just chill over here with my pineapple and Dexter…
Tim and Eric and ginger ale
I feel like that says awesome, positive things about me.
Two girls I've dated say I have a type
I say bitch be glad you fall under that type then
Someone tell me why the email for this AIDS walk...
I feel like they should have asked my opinion and paid me accordingly before publishing that
i am cranky
and wanna break stuff or move things out of my way with my car, like other cars.
I am worried.
blackstanlee:
bitch I might be.
IS YOU A...
I just asked the receptionist if the lady handling...
Because when I call, she is nowhere to be found and obviously has an aversion to doing her job.
I’m gonna go outside because I’m obviously too frustrated right now to be civil.
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Oh Tumblr you are killin me with these oppression...
in the time some of yall spend arguing back and forth and reposting each one for 3 hours so everyone knows exactly how long you’ve spent wasting your breath, you coulda driven ya ass somewhere and volunteered to help the oppressed (or, ‘shat on’) in your city.
beep
Next time some
bullshit-ass manager asks me ‘What’s your five-year plan?’
I’ma go straight Miranda Bailey on ‘em
“I don’t HAVE a 5-year plan- I have a RIGHT NOW plan.”
then launch into a myriad of reasons as to why 5 year plans are stupid, except make it real eloquent so that they aren’t offended.
lapalomanegra asked: -__-
lapalomanegra:
jadedfucker:
lazyhawk:
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